(We gave our dog, Sparky, a bath last night and I was inspired to write a poem about it. 🙂 And laugh, cause this is hilarious
Kneel down low and slink with fear
I’d really rather not be here.
Water pouring all o’er my face,
how could they put me in such disgrace.
My fur smells strange with weird perfumes,
I really like mud more, don’t you?
Finally it’s over, and I really must get dry,
So I shake and shake and shake and shake and shake until they cry.